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drfrederickchilton:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

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worb:

to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names

if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it

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too-stoned-to-remember:

I hate it when my parents have people over and I want to get to the kitchen 

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childblood:

puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

omfg

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frayland:

literally the most badass moment in the history of animated film

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liamdryden:

summoningdark:

rottenmeats:

 

omg a conversation where someone gets educated on feminism that doesnt make me want to cry

why isn’t it this easy all the time??

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